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While house-sitting for a friend, a blonde notices a kitchen fire and, after looking in the phone book for the number, promptly dials 911.
"Help! I'm house sitting for my friend, and the kitchen's on fire!" the blonde yells.
"Okay, give me your address," the operator responds, calmly.
"I don't know that, I'm sorry!" the blonde replies.
"Well, are there any landmarks that you can see that would aid is in getting there?" the operator queries, growing more agitated.
"Not that I can see. Come quickly!" the blonde answers.
"Well, how are we supposed to get there?" The operator asks.