December 16, 2003
OK, I'm compiling a list of the Ugliest mods listed in this thread for future Modders:
spoiler on the bed
cheap plastic orange lights you see people putting across the tailgates and mudflaps
plastic wood dash inserts
body lift..look's horrable with the fram showing and it don't do anything
big fat over sized tires that stick 3-4 in's out of the side of the truck
cheap criss cross smoke tail light cover's
lund(?)..stick on hood scoop's
bigass wheels on a lifted truck
LOWER a perfectly good truck
100 foot long CB antennas
ground effects (body kits, whatever)
headlight/tail light black outs
NO more than 4 lights on the front of your truck, unless for offroad use(daylighters are acceptable when on a bull bar or brush gaurd)
colored wire loom for under the hood
bed rails (like the big chrome ones that stick up an inch over the actual bed rail)
cheap euro tails that don't match the color of your truck (chrome tails on a tan truck)
any more than 3 stickers on back window is too much
racing seats in vehicles that do not race OR go off road
chrome trim (wheel wells, body moulding, etc..)
steering wheel covers
pedals, floor mats, seat covers, shift knobs, etc.. that "light up"
air bag suspension to lift it way higher than need be
Anything by A.P.C.!!!!!
wiper cowl covers for Pre-97's
Any type of gold trim
shaved door handles but left the badges
LED washer fluid nozzles
Big 10k rpm ricer tachs
Unprofessionally painted interiors
lots of decals(that damn pissing Calvin decal too)
big reverse lights
interior neon lights
dash covers with seams
weird shifter knobs
non-stock looking switches for aftermarket lights/horns..ect
wussy sounding alarms
Trucks that are lifted with too small of tires
All home done mods that really looks like is was done at home.. Some people have skills and others don't. you sure can tell when they don't
rims are more thn 18" they look retarted
cracked fiberglass, large dents and mismatched off-road tires
dingle balls hanging around windows with the black light in the dome
Home Made Intakes
billet gas cap/doors
testarosa body kits
airdams with the fog light cutouts with no foglights
huge echo tips
NO flames are Better than BAD flames. and if you can't afford to get them painted on, please, just save your money. stick on decals are a no-no
ricer sounding exhaust
lowering your truck to where you can't even go over a speed bump
the rabbit with the pancake on it's head
Buying one of those teal F150s, what are you thinking?!
Self applied window tint.
Lightning wheels on a non lightning truck, looks retarded.
Have a '24' decal on the back of your truck!
carpeted dash cover
A fat chick
neon spray painted anything....inside or out...
PLASTIC FAKE SIDE EXIT EXHAUST!
chrome looks realy cheapy
camper shell on a Lightning
Diamond plated anything on anything other than a full fledged Work Truck
A Truck thats all 1 color with no Chrome or any other colors..its like buying a model & being to lazy to paint anything, just take it out of the box & glue it together & say "I'm Done"
Mods that don't go together, like 20 inch rims on a truck with nerf bars, a grill guard and a roll bar.
Diamond plate running boards.
White wall tires on a truck
Those combonation fender flare/running board things
wood or plastic wood inserts
new speakers sitting on a cars back deck lid
Lund shadow wiper cowl
Jacked up lightnings
when a truck is 2 tone, say for instance white with biege bottom, and they buy a camper top or a tonnue cover the biege color instead of the white
speaker box made out of wood paneling and stuffed with old tshirts to get that bass thumpin.
dingle berry curtains hanging from the from windshield
fiberglass "fender fillers"
BOOMIN' sound systems
SKULL CURB FEELERS
Chevy motors in ford vehicles
whistle exaust systems
license plate frames
sparkly rainbow colored rear window tint
goofy hitch covers
Fake bullet holes
CHROME A/C KNOBS when everything else on the side of the truck is stock, or even better, a while A/C panel and chrome knobs
white face gauges
anything carbon fiber unless it comes stock
a ram air/cowl hood with a bug deflector
lifted 2wd trucks unless they are pre runners
lowering a truck and not having rims.
liftinga truck and not having the rims/ tires
clear corner lights
all mods. Leave everything stock
20" and up=bicycle tire
Regular Cab XL's with the V6 that have lightning wheels, bumper, side skirts and lightning emblems
bighead" dolls that you put on the dash
chrome accents of any kind
40+ spoked rims
non-functional hood scoops
color matched emblems are the worst
Any Ford emblems are just plain stupid
Black tires look horrible too, all tires should be red.???
Anything on sprocket's truck
Any drivers under 4ft tall
the cowl cobra hood
Lots of chrome, especially non-factory fender trim, door handles and not a big fan of the billet gas doors.
Wheels that you would expect to see on a mid 1990s chevy surburban conversion package.
Wheels and tire setups that don't have the proper backspacing or offset and just stick out.
Most homemade accessories (not all, just most)
Things hanging from rear view mirrors
Colored lights that aren't "ultrawhite" or HID (I'm talking green, blue, red, etc...)
stickers of the or their favorite nascar driver's # on the side of their truck
Cow pattern seat covers
Side deflector lights light you see on some newer cars now
Hanging a CD from the mirror
Bull bars" and spotlights on a lowered truck
custom paint job of some "naked midgets with mullets" on your hood
slatted or louvered tinted or colored widow coverings
OK, I tried not to double up but it took so long I'm sure I did.
OK Boys & girls, time to sell the Trucks & buy something you can't mod, that way you will never make this list again